I have been meaning to start this list for a while. Yesterday’s “attractions” were just too over the top, so now the list begins. I will periodically update this list when new noteworthy roadside debris presents itself.
-Running tally of money found to date: $4.86
-Uncountable volumes of diapers.
-A singular noteworthy diaper because it had been chewed up by a law mower.
-Yellow rubber phallus (moderately detailed).
-Red clay phallus (obscenely detailed).
-Cell phone.
-Roll of film.
-Erotic dice (still in packaging).
-Erotic literature magazine.
-Multiple broken pocket knives.
-Multiple broken scissors.
-Functional pocket knife.
-Erotic photo magazine.
-Erotic DVD titled “Girlfriends”.
-New beach towel.
-Used but clean Tennessee Titans hand towel.
-Clean men’s Nautica size medium dress shirt.
-Giant box of rubber bands.
I think this a great idea, you never know what you’ll find along the way.
We met a traveler along the way who said he found a couple of guns by the side of the road. We asked him what he did with the guns and he said he just sold them to random people who were interested. Can you say murder weapon?
-adorable Jack, traveling companion and BFF.
I can already tell I love your new doglet! Congratulations on expanding your caravan, guys.
Thanks friend. He is an amazing blessing, even when he’s barking his head off and keeping us awake at night.
Hey Pyar, I met you about one and a half miles before the Kentucky border. Great idea you have and hoping you will have the endurance and stamina to make the West Coast. I’ll be praying for your safety and health. Most of all I’ll be praying that along this journey you will find the Lord. He is on the straight and narrow path and many miss it or ignore it, but for those who find it and travel it they will find eternal life. Wishing you the best, Pastor Paul
p.s. love the umbrella!!
Hey Paul! Thank you for the message. I hope I don’t give off the wrong impression with my latest video. When I said “drugs” I meant Ibuprofen. I was kind of delirious from a long day of walking followed up with a fever. I agree with you about the goodness of God. When I am present, I find him in every step. Of course, there are all kinds of distractions, but I am doing my best to be mindful. Here is a link to the umbrella if you are interested in one. They also have a product that is a little harness system, so you can use it without a backpack. http://www.euroschirm.com/schirm/Swing_handsfree/index.cgi?session=01zISckqAhl4H&sprache_land=usa God bless!