What should I do if I come upon the two of you in the wild?
If you have ever hugged an unwashed person and you are cool with how that feels, please hug us. If however, you have not experienced this and aren’t sure how you might respond, please don’t hesitate to delay the hug until we have a chance to bathe. If you have food, please do not wait until we have bathed but rather, supply it to us with the earnest and eager abandon you might employ when trying to lure a squirrel to your hand. Do not be surprised if we come at you like a couple of squirrels who have suffered a long winter full of misplaced nuts. After that, please hike with us for as long as you would like and expect our rapt attention and many cups of tea in exchange for your company.